One of the benefits of residency is that I get to uproot my life every few years, ditching the nagging responsibility of upholding friendships with even my closest friends. As an added bonus, this means I get to collect friends like I used to collect snow globes–the more, the merrier! Ah, the extrovert’s dream. One […]
Parasites and New Years Resolutions
We are five days into the new year already! Happy 2019! How are those resolutions coming along? All still roaring with the success of blind faith and optimism brought on by a sugar-induced holiday haze? I have to admit, my resolution right now is one-fold: function better than I have been since the onset of […]
Road Trips are Easy with Toddlers
It has been a couple weeks since the incident, so I think I can talk about it without crying. Here goes nothing. As all moms to toddlers within a five hour drive of their family know, sometimes you just need to take a road trip. Visiting family can be a much needed vacation from the […]
A Tribute to the Man who Invented the Alarm Clock
We all know the names Orville and Wilbur Wright, Thomas Edison, and Milton Hershey. Each talented inventor played a monumental role in establishing necessities of life as we know it. But could any of us name the man who invented the beautiful bell that wakes us up every morning? Just this week my husband neglected […]
Debt, Bed Bugs, and Weight Gain: Welcome to the Interview Trail
Ah, interview season. Pardon me while I revel in the memory of this glorious time. I envy all of the fourth year medical students who are entering such a rich time of life! We could not be more excited for you. Now that applications are in, you have mere weeks, days if you’re lucky, before […]
Novel Update (AKA: Shameless Excitement)
I’m taking a break from making fun of life to post an update on my novel, inspired by our time in medical school! Thanks in advance for indulging my shameless excitement! This past week I hit a word count of 42,000 words, which should equal about half of the book, if I’ve plotted right. I […]
Radiology Resident Research Calls Screen Time Vital for Kids
A recent study conducted at Costello Van Dyke University Medical Center led to an astounding discovery that will change the lives of every family with access to televisions, computers, phones, or tablets. Born on the eve of the September 7th, 2016 Apple Event announcing the iPhone 7, this research project was in fact the brain […]
Intermittent Fasting: The Diet for Doctors
I am a huge fan of diets. The stricter, the better. If you don’t believe me, check out one of my previous posts, The Water Diet: Lose That Baby Weight Fast! And that is not the only diet that has found its way into our house. This one is perfect for anyone in the busy medical […]
Mama’s Day Out at the DMV
I’ll make this short and sweet, like my experience at the DMV. But my soul can’t rest until I share with my fellow moms my recommendation for the DMV as your next destination when you need a break. Consider this. When one of your oldest kids is sick, another is a threenager, and twins popped […]
After the Final Rose: 6 Ways The Bachelorette is Like Medical Life
***Spoiler Alert!*** The Bachelorette is widely accepted as one of the most wholesome and intellectually stimulating programs in television. Unfortunately, I spent most of my life ignorantly opposing it, as if I had any better way to spend my time. It wasn’t until medical school, in the depths of my total loneliness, that I stumbled […]