Your Resident Writer

  • Home
  • Books
Your Resident Writer
  • About Me
  • Contact
  • Home
  • Books
  • About Me
  • Contact

Happy Christmas to All, and to All a Good Night

17E3A23C-8957-424E-BE36-2717BE60077F

You’ve heard the famous line from the end of the poem, “A Visit from St. Nicholas,” by Clement Clarke Moore. (Side note: did you know it as called that? Me neither! You may know it as “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.”) Those jolly words are spoken by Santa, having just worked his magic on a […]

By K. B. MacNeille December 26, 2020
In How the World Works

I Don’t Drink: A Country Lover’s Dissonance

D6D5278D-0A84-42A8-8C4E-6D421966CED5

I started listening to country music when I first heard of Taylor Swift. “Teardrops on My Guitar” really resonated with my teenage heartbreak, and the fact that I was definitely not going to get over my first high school boyfriend. Or my second. Or my third. What if this love was my one and only […]

By K. B. MacNeille July 21, 2020
In How the World Works

You Should Definitely Try Sensory Bins

EA20BE86-17C1-4AF3-BCF7-28243A2F2FFE

As the battle with quarantine rages, I’ve been searching high and low for solutions to the boredom that is filling our house. We’ve exploded stick bombs, sprayed each other in the face with spray bottles, lined up every shoe in the house, and watched every episode of PJ Masks several hundred times. And while all […]

By Kayla MacNeille April 28, 2020
In Current Events, First World Problems, How the World Works, Stay At Home Mom

How and Why to Avoid the Walmart Grocery Pickup Coronavirus Drive of Shame

4971B6CD-6040-4FE6-BCF4-0E4580B6DA33

I feel an important obligation to interrupt my usual commentary and present you with this treatise written by a proactive Walmart worker. She handed it to me after she finished loading 8 giant tubs of oatmeal into my trunk. I told her I was making cookies. She didn’t believe me. Whatever your reason for going […]

By Kayla MacNeille March 9, 2020
In Current Events, First World Problems, How the World Works, How To

“I Miss Smelling Our Neighbor’s Indian Food”…and Other Regrets About Leaving Our Apartment

E8B7E1C3-7824-4FA9-8A00-D377F5D01EAE

As a writer, I’ve always believed in the importance of journaling. For the sake of posterity, I try to record as much as I can about our lives. In today’s case, I am impressed to make a record of a love lost: the apartment we said goodbye to this month. I am deeply depressed to […]

By Kayla MacNeille July 30, 2019
In How the World Works, Residency Life

Memorial Held for Latest Resident Life Claimed by Vacational Affective Disorder

D4F36A2E-B838-4171-BA95-7477CCDDC0A3

Yesterday, June 24th, a memorial was held to honor the memory of Johnny Dough, a beloved third year medical resident at Lima Londa Hospital in Southern California. His friends, family, and the medical community in which he was an integral part will miss him dearly. “I wish I had seen the signs,” said one of […]

By Kayla MacNeille June 25, 2019
In First World Problems, How the World Works, Residency Life

An Instagram User’s Struggle: The Father’s Day Tribute

E679B64B-5676-4E2D-BD76-2DC8436B4BC6

We woke up Sunday morning and the first thing Rhett said to me was, “You better post about me on Instagram.” Out of character, this demand struck me as odd until I fully woke up to the realization that it was Father’s Day. Of course I would post about him. What else would a loving […]

By Kayla MacNeille June 18, 2019
In First World Problems, How the World Works, How To, Stay At Home Mom

Farting Your Baby (and Other Ways Dads and Moms Parent Differently)

68E0AB5F-4504-4252-94DF-357A21EAB588

It all started one day when Rhett was home to help during the bedtime routine. The best things always come about when there is a change in routine. I left our extremely gassy baby with him to be burped while I took care of putting our toddler to bed. Hours later, I came downstairs to […]

By Kayla MacNeille June 11, 2019
In How the World Works, Residency Life, Stay At Home Mom

Young Mom Seeks Solace at Target

0A81EBFB-4C2A-4059-803D-9DC714807F5B

Today I decided to be a stereotype. Six days postpartum, stuck 5 hours away from family, I experienced a fortunate phenomenon: let’s call it Too Many Grandparents Syndrome. TMGS is very serious, and can result in a feeling that is often uncomfortable for young moms. With 3 out of 4 of my kids’ grandparents visiting […]

By Kayla MacNeille April 28, 2019
In How the World Works, Stay At Home Mom

Prevent Anarchy: Stay Asleep

06AD7668-897D-42A0-BF47-3D7CC2FAC018

My husband is on “triple-threat” call this week, which means that on top of the crazy hours of orthopedic rotation, he is also answering pages related to three different orthopedic sub-specialties: hand, spine, and…some other service that escapes me. As the traumas roll in, he progresses in a downward spiral that leaves him resembling decapitated […]

By Kayla MacNeille February 12, 2019
In How the World Works, Psychoanalysis, Residency Life
Newer
123
Older

TAG CLOUD

#residencywife apartment baby budgets christmas Christmas Eve Coronavirus Covid dad diets doctors Everyday exam fall food football funny Humor match day meal plan medical medical residency medical school medical student mom motherhood new year new years resolution Pager Pixie pregnant readers reading residency resident resolutions Santa Sarcasm satire Sports student Target teacher test the ghost map wife

ARCHIVE

  • March 2021
  • December 2020
  • August 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • December 2019
  • July 2019
  • June 2019
  • May 2019
  • April 2019
  • March 2019
  • February 2019
  • January 2019
  • October 2018
  • September 2018
  • August 2018
  • July 2018
  • June 2017
  • February 2017
  • January 2017
  • December 2016
  • October 2016
  • July 2016
  • May 2016
  • March 2016
  • February 2016
  • January 2016
  • December 2015
  • October 2015
  • September 2015

©2022 K. B. MacNeille