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How I Caught the Plague from a Book

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For the first fifteen years of my reading career, I dedicated myself almost exclusively to one genre: fantasy. What is reading if not a way to completely leave your own, completely factual life behind? Occasionally, I would meander into the realistic fiction section of the library, but even that was rare. Fantasy was life. I […]

By Kayla MacNeille May 19, 2020
In Current Events, How To, Psychoanalysis

Prevent Anarchy: Stay Asleep

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My husband is on “triple-threat” call this week, which means that on top of the crazy hours of orthopedic rotation, he is also answering pages related to three different orthopedic sub-specialties: hand, spine, and…some other service that escapes me. As the traumas roll in, he progresses in a downward spiral that leaves him resembling decapitated […]

By Kayla MacNeille February 12, 2019
In How the World Works, Psychoanalysis, Residency Life

An Emoji-Driven Society of Confusion

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According to Emojipedia (Millenials say whaaat?), “There are as many as 1,851 emoji characters supported on current platforms.” It only makes sense that we have all gotten a text at some point that made use of one of the more obscure emojis, and resulted in mass confusion. For example, I recently sent the following text […]

By Kayla MacNeille February 25, 2017
In Psychoanalysis

The Water Diet: Lose that Baby Weight Fast!

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While most women do not worry about gaining weight during pregnancy, the fear of extreme obesity washes over many of us when the baby comes out and we step on the scale minutes later. (That’s what I did first after delivery, didn’t you?) What? All the pounds didn’t fall out when the baby did? Never […]

By Kayla MacNeille January 9, 2017
In How To, Psychoanalysis

Do It All, Then Do More

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At a recent girls’ night, the question was posed: Which character from Inside Out is the most dominant in YOUR head? It sparked a lively conversation, so I want to know what you think! Which character has the most control over your mental switchboard? Let me know in the comments! It took me a little […]

By Kayla MacNeille January 30, 2016
In How the World Works, Psychoanalysis

What’s Your Sneeze Personality?

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How much do you really know about sneezing? Not anatomically, of course. I leave scientific matters to my husband. I am far more interested in the cultural background of the sneeze. Let’s start with this Sneeze Personality quiz I put together! What’s Your Sneeze Personality? Now that you’ve identified your Sneeze Personality, let’s dive right […]

By Kayla MacNeille January 27, 2016
In How the World Works, Psychoanalysis

You vs. Snowmageddon

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Snow! Sorry, pardon my French. But really, what are your feelings? I’ll give you your choices: you either hate snow, love snow, or are unfaithful in your loyalties. If you and your ancestors deliberately settled in a place like Arizona for the sole purpose of avoiding that fluffy white stuff, and you have never once […]

By Kayla MacNeille January 24, 2016
In How the World Works, Psychoanalysis

The Science Behind Post-Christmas Depression

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It’s December 26th. Some of us are lucky enough to be watching flurries of snow stick to the ground outside a big window behind the Christmas tree. But the Christmas tree is not lit anymore, so this is the perfect time for the onset of a post-Christmas depression. Naturally. Maybe I’m alone in this, but […]

By Kayla MacNeille December 26, 2015
In How the World Works, Psychoanalysis

Waiting for Brilliance

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“Every artist was first an amateur.” –Ralph Waldo Emerson Every day, the number of people we are surrounded by who have decided to be brilliant grows. There is a stage that a lot of us hit where we wonder, “Will I ever be that successful?” It happens when you see the latest music video of […]

By Kayla MacNeille December 20, 2015
In How the World Works, Psychoanalysis

Pumpkin-Flavored Pinterest Fail

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Pinterest has a way of taking the beliefs you’ve cemented in the depths of your soul and turning them into question marks. This can sometimes be a good thing. “I hate exercise” turns into “Maybe I’ll exercise more!” when you see this pin: “I don’t like animals” becomes “AWWWWwwww…” when you scroll past this: And […]

By Kayla MacNeille October 14, 2015
In How the World Works, Psychoanalysis
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