***Spoiler Alert!*** The Bachelorette is widely accepted as one of the most wholesome and intellectually stimulating programs in television. Unfortunately, I spent most of my life ignorantly opposing it, as if I had any better way to spend my time. It wasn’t until medical school, in the depths of my total loneliness, that I stumbled […]
3 Step Guide: How to Become a Morning Person
There are a few things I’ve always known for certain: First, I’ll never like brussels sprouts. I know that’s true, because I don’t plan on trying them unless I’m buried alive with only these tiny green eyeballs for sustenance. And on second thought, if I’m going to die of extreme claustrophobic shock anyway, might as […]